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Reality Is Optional Optional Guide to Reality (and writing)
Welcome! We’re so glad you have joined us in the RIO building, where you will learn all about writing, creating, and flamingos. This tome of oddities outlines the creation of a story starting from the first building blocks, to publishing, and everything in between. Not only is it educational - it's also fun, and not in the "elementary school pizza party" way. It's fun in the "bonus novel in between the educational chapters that includes a cast of wacky characters, vague concepts, and at least one goat" way! So...do not run. Do not hide. Do not resist. AND, please take time to enjoy the coffee at Insomnia's 24 hour coffee shop.
And now for an important memo: We recently lost two of our dinosaurs from the Dinosaur Petting Zoo. No, they didn’t die. They are roaming around the RIO Building and hiding in fountains. Make sure to watch out for dinosaurs in things that have ‘fountain’ in their name. Fountain pens, water fountains, garden fountains, and fountain drinks are some of their favourite hiding spots. Dinosaurs aside, prepare yourself for the writing journey you’re about to take! Remember to pack your notebook and bucket! Soon, knowledge will rain down from the ceiling, leaving an incredibly suspicious water stain.
ALSO AVAILABLE IN GREY SCALE AT A REDUCED COST
And now for an important memo: We recently lost two of our dinosaurs from the Dinosaur Petting Zoo. No, they didn’t die. They are roaming around the RIO Building and hiding in fountains. Make sure to watch out for dinosaurs in things that have ‘fountain’ in their name. Fountain pens, water fountains, garden fountains, and fountain drinks are some of their favourite hiding spots. Dinosaurs aside, prepare yourself for the writing journey you’re about to take! Remember to pack your notebook and bucket! Soon, knowledge will rain down from the ceiling, leaving an incredibly suspicious water stain.
ALSO AVAILABLE IN GREY SCALE AT A REDUCED COST
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EVOLUTION : PARASITE
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Everything about their world is weird. Currency rests in the hands of tech billionaires, cybernetic body parts are sold on the black market, and the only way to flee poverty in the city is by living underground — or braving the artificial trees that hunt down all technology other than themselves. Weirder yet, the sun hasn't broken through the clouds for five hundred years, and an ancient city thought to be destroyed may hold the secrets to who's really in control.
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Three spaceships crash into a prison and a dangerous parasite is freed, not from the stars, but from within, threatening all life in the remote but thriving black market mining town. Chaos ensues as the stranded group discovers the threat that could end all life on the planet. There’s love, there’s horror, and everything in between. Come with our adventurers as they desperately try to stop the evil of Evolution : Parasite.
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In An Old Abandoned Theme Park
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Space Transit Services |
When a theme park is empty, almost anything can happen. But don’t venture too far into the shadows… or look too closely into the puddles. Roller coasters, Ferris wheels, and carousels will entice the characters within the confines of the park. Where everyone will have a good time. Or, at least they will try. Sometimes their joy will be interrupted by an eldritch being or unexpected company, and maybe some romance too. As they say, “What's an adventure without a near death experience?”
The Poisonous Pages of Magical Help
Things have been strange before in Dawnwall, but never on this scale. Ominous rumbles propagate from below, and in an isolated bookstore, where the rain falls in torrents, a mysterious purchase occurs. Buildings shuffle about, reordering the city. Cats - robotic and otherwise, who always know when something is up are growing steadily more alarmed. No one knows why all this is happening or what to do to save the city. The Lost Dreams and Magic of Kosmos
The realm of Kosmos is made up of four distinct lands and dozens of races. This realm is a pretty peaceful place until the magic and dreams of Kosmos rapidly disappear, leaving all with paralyzing nightmares. A young forest elf, a genius dwarf, a fierce and gruff soldier, and a wise but jumpy marsh elf.must put aside their differences by joining together not only to save their own dreams but to also save the dreams and magic of the whole realm.
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Welcome to Space Transit Services: the brains and the brawn behind the buses which circulate the known universe.
At the forefront of getting galactic citizens to where they need to go are Quiggly, Fritz, Clementine, Jillbert and Yuu: five underpaid, overworked employees who come from very different walks of life, but are drawn together by the muddy traffic jam of mentally unstable bosses, angry bears, and twisted bureaucracy, where more than the Space Transit system is at stake. Trapped in the Enchanted Library (a choose your own adventure book)
When a fun, family vacation goes wrong, you end up diving into an array of spectacular, multi genre worlds with your fierce, ghost hound companion, tasked with retrieving the keys leading to not only yours, but others’ freedom all while facing the mighty wizard who lurks between the shelves of this enchanted library.
In this magical world, YOU are the main character. YOU will choose your own path. YOU are the one to decide. With that said, how will YOU choose your adventure? Tales of Underdown
Discover the fantasy land under the floating island of Australia. Here, we have strange creatures and events that most would find impossible, but in Underdown, it is incredibly common. Through a collection of short stories, you’ll get to experience the everyday occurrences of folks like you, while they work against the corrupt wizards. Only time will tell what you discover as you journey through the land under the down under. You’re an Underdowner now!
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